Beat Up Meat Curtains


a v-g-n- with abnormally loose l-b–; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
i was going to sleep with jessica, but ol’ girl had some beat up meat curtains. (this is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said v-g-n-.)

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