Beat your Meat
when your really h-rny and can’t get some, you rent p-rn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. masturbating!!! always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
jason: geeze, i can’t get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
bob: your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
3 more definitions
stroke your salami. to jack off!
i caught tonio beating his meat.
m-st-rb-t–n in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)
marcus almost got caught beating his meat.
slap your pork
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