beat your mouse


v. “beet yuur m-ow-sss”
to torque it.
to m-st-rb-t- profusely to horrible, confusing p-rnographic material.
to make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
johaneman don’t beat your mouse.

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