Beater’s Bluff
the affliction, common in frequent m-st-rb-t-rs in which one’s j-zz is stuck in his urethra to where it’s glued shut and his p-ss can’t break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his d-ck when it finally decides to punch through.
john: guys, you’ll never believe this, i went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my p-n-s!
joe: looks like you’ve got a severe case of beater’s bluff.
john: oh god no aerfgatdfsevfw
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