Beatin Beets


to use both hands to smack one’s scr-t-m and b-lls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. performed for s-xual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. may be self-performed or performed by a mate.
roger loved beatin beets. his lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

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