beating army
a common colloquialism for “jerking off” at the us naval academy. perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being sapr’d. not to be confused with the female equivalent, “plebing your cover”, which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
i caught my roommate beating army last night. i’m not comfortable in the room anymore.
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