Beating the Eggs


when a male m-st-rb-t-s in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. it often makes the noise fap
i was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. it sounded like fap fap fap fap.

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