Beatleism
the religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, the beatles. we followers of beatleism agree that we:
1. must listen to any beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. must be completely anti-war.
3. must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. must make a point to mention the beatles and/or how s-xy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. must always refer to their hairstyle as arthur.
6. must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that paul mccartney is dead.
9. must always refer to selves as beatleists.
8. must rip a person a new one if they ever say led zeppelin was better than the beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the beatles were overrated.
what?! how dare you say that beatleism isn’t the best religion to have ever existed?!?! prepare to die, you fool!
a religion created to honour the four g-ds of apple scruff.
we go by beatlemaniacs.
ones that we are positive existed.
the beatlemaniacs believe that paul was, indeed, the walrus according to the bible of beatleism.
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