Beats Street Tavern
used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. the misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.
pete d-ck: “me and t. gay really got f-ck up last night.”
the cooker: “d-mn, when i left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated.”
pete d-ck: “well we irished ourselves pretty good.”
uncle freddie: “where was this?”
pete d-ck and the cooker: “the beats street tavern.”
uncle freddie: “where is that.”
pete d-ck: “jones road”
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