Beauner


a male in his 30’s-40’s who dates a female under 21. the male equivalent of a female “puma.”
did you see that beauner in the bar last night trying to pick up my little sister?
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getting a b-n-r (or just getting turned on) from beau bokan.
i was at a blessthefall concert today, and when beau walked on stage, i immediately got a beauner.
an erect p-n-s that, somehow, radiates undeniable beauty.
when i saw his beauner my heart skipped a beat!
when you get an erection in the presence of somebody named beau.
mitch: yo what is that in your pants.
ruben: oh no! looks like i have a beauner.
jp: wow! i’m much better looking and smarter than any of you.
ruben: yeah i hope n-body else notices my beauner

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