beauticide

all girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite s-x, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.

egged on by other already sh-tty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like sh-t. it’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- not.

the most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. what women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their -ss get fatter instantly.

the girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.

somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this m-s-ch-stic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from s-xy, to mom’sville. it appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a s-x-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. like a rebellious angry teenager they just p-ss on their s-xiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: b-tches.
guy1: “hey, did crystal’s -ss balloon overnight?”

guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short”
guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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guy1: “jim, what happened to your girlfriend? ”
jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; i can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like sh-t and everyone knows their b-tches”
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guy1: dude, i never knew she had cankles.

guy2: i know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.