Beautiful Butthole


this is a female b-tthole that is so nice that you just wanna f-ck it real hard. i mean this b-tthole is perfect. its not dirty or anything. it even smells good: like fresh picked apples. its so perfect that p–p has never touched it. this b-tthole is so good that you even wanna lick it and kiss it and stick your toungue in it and touch it and stick your nipples in it and finger it and stick your toes in it and rub the outsides of it with your forehead and put shaving cream all over it and shave it and then play ultimate frisbee with it and then give it gadorade to drink because its probably thirsty from playing ultimate frisbee with you and then feed it strawberries dipped in chocolate and then put eyes on top of it and a mouth on the bottom of it and pretend its a face and talk to it and whisper sweet nothings in its ear and then watch p–p dribble out of it.
i was f-cking this girl and lemme just tell you she had one beautiful b-tthole.

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