Beautiful Mind
(v) to beautiful mind. getting awful results that don’t make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible.
most popular when used in the past tense- beautiful minded.
example one
coworker 1: how did that idiot screw up this report?
coworker 2: he beautiful minded it. he looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.
example two
when jason was asked to write an essay for english cl-ss about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a “v” of geese, he beautiful minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.
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