your to ugly
me; your a beauty and a half
friend: what does that mean?
me: your f*cking ugly
- tight trumpet
when the lips touch the *n*s, and the recipient farts and the trumpet “player” blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise. helen is the best tight trumpet player i’ve had, so good that i released my bowels…
- victors law
people who say stuff that for example. “why is x complaining about y?” yet, they never show proof of it. but when you ask them for proof they never show it and say something like “i found it on a forum somewhere.” but they never post screenshots of said thing. person 1: why are people […]
the term applies to the truncated presidency of donald j. trump, which will end far short of its four year term. donald trump’s presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let melania’s mother into the country.
when you accidentally fall down a set of stairs and land perfectly on one/two feet. wow! john did a hudjd yesterday!