beauty coma


an extension of the term beauty sleep, beauty coma implies that a person is so unattractive they must sleep for up to several years in order to become beautiful.
1: “well, i think i’ll hit the hay. i need my beauty sleep.”
2: “girl, with what you got goin’ on, you gonna need a beauty coma! mmm mmm.”

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