beauty gap
a sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
person 1: do you think that richard and john will get married?
person 2: no, richard will dump john.
person 1: why do you say that?
person 2: because there is too much of a beauty gap.
person 1: oh yeah, good point.
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