Beave


beaver, m-ff, bush, p-ssy, v-g-n-, furry taco.
“gosh ward, you were a little hard on the beave last night.”
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to accidentally flash v-g-n- at someone.
it was gonna be a normal thursday night until i beaved half the wait-staff at chili’s. now i’m 4 free margaritas deep.
a beave is a couple that are never separated from each other and are together as much as possible. when they are together they won’t mix with the others in the group and will just spend their time gazing into each others eyes. conversations between them is often limted to “yes…no….yes…no….yes….noooo….mmm”
beave couples are often so wrapped up in each other that its hard to tell whos limbs are whose. at night they are best left alone as they are probably having s-x.

the longer a beave couple stay together the more they will lose their ident-ty. throwing things at them has absolutely no effect.
“omg those two are turning into beave”
“beave are at it again. their hair is so similar from the back you can’t tell who is who”
“i think beave are having s-x in the playground again. run!”
slang for beaver which is slang for p-ssy which is slang for v-g-n-.
ah done got me some beave action tonight. twas mighty nice.
the same as behave but directed at a randy member of the opposite s-x.
women: i wanna lick ur d-ck
man: be’ave luv !!!
(noun) to chew on wood in the manner of a beaver.
hey! you beaved all my furniture!
a cigarette that has been twisted at the end after rolling a spliff, using some of it’s tobacco and, saved for later smoking or use.
“do you have a beave for this joint”?

“can i smoke that beave”?

“pack the joint with the filter end of…the “beave”

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