beaver boys

males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. also seen prowling on women at the beach.
guy 1: did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
guy 2: h-ll yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?
a superhero derived from a love of beavers. growing up with beavers ensured beaver boys talented superhero skills, beaver like features and love for beavers. (he is often teamed up with his fellow s-xual superhero, llama lady.) together they fight their evil nemesis, goat girl! d-mn her and her goatee!
look, it’s beaver boy!
he can chew through almost anything!
a boy with rediculously large two front teeth. often insecure about himself so he -her in the case of beaver girl- makes fun of other people, most notably tall people.
“beaver boy, no one loves you, p-ss off.”
a wild crossbreed animal. typically coming from a female mother and beaver father. often makes uncontrollable noises, and builds dams with household objects. also known to cause forest fires through excessive smoking and dipping. can sometimes drown in their own beer. usually p-ss out before all other accompanying animals. 9 times out of 10 the beaver forgets the entire night and cannot recall his wild, tragic events. because of the beaver’s unconventional upbringing, there is often severe destruction at hand.
person 1: d-mn that beaver boy is going wild.

person: hes such a f-ckin beaver!
james lee bridle is known as beaver boy coz he’s got teeth that are big than bugs bunnys
one day beaver boy walked through a forest. as he walked he walked he saw a shadow. he went to investigate and got b-mmed by mr wild