beaver cleaver

slang term for a particularly large c-ck. it derives its meaning from the fact that the c-ck cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or p-ssy. a visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
“man, i can’t believe you took home that erin sl-t last night. she must be totally loose.”

“whatever, man. when you have a m-ssive beaver cleaver like mine, it’s not a problem.
a p-n-s that has been fortified with v–gr- and poppers in order to make its presence known in a montana beaver. the cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. it requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. the beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a montana beaver.
when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bl–dy mark.
after jane got mad at fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.
1. somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral s-x on a woman;
2. a lesbian;
3. a beardless clam affectionato;
4. a poon burgler;
5. a cl-t licker extraordinaire
1. i’ll never get to score with joan jett — she’s a beaver cleaver.
2. i bet i can get joan jett to lick my sn-tch — she’s a beaver cleaver.
3. thank god rosie o’donnell is a beaver cleaver. i’d never dip my d-ck in that nasty cooter.
a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean v-g-n- to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy c-nt she really has…
“her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her sh-t is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!”
p-n-s
your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.