Beaver Crickets
pubic lice (crabs) found on a female.
last night, i was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when i got down there, i could practically hear the beaver crickets chirpin’…so i went home and chirped my bird instead.
man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now i can’t stop the itch.
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