Beaver dammed


the “c-ck block” for the female. when a girl is effectively c-ck blocked she has been beaver dammed.
she was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy
when you have s-x with a girl, then finish on her v-g-n-. spread the s-m-n over her v-g-n- and leave it to dry. once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her v-g-n-, leaving it “beaver dammed”
last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

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