verb; the days when your morning p–ps haven’t been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.
joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver d-mning.
i wad beaver d-mning so hard the toilet had logs.
phrase for are you okay? (r u k) text messages; brother: hey sis ruk? you: yup i’m fine! just leaving.
- street shipping
a technique known to most fangirls. this action displays two people (most likely male) shipped together obliviously against their will, soon to be written in a fangirls notebook. it’s funny cause it’s true. katie: did you notice those two hot shirtless guys at the pool?! time to go street shipping. eric: you need a life.
- well tickle my nuts and call me cyril
an exclamation of surprise and shock. jade: timothy i’m pregnant timothy: well tickle my nuts and call me cyril, who’s the father?!
- burns so good
the burning feeling you get in your mouth and throat when you have a strong shot or gl-ss of alcohol. ahh it burns so good!
- sticky noting
the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng onto the face of his opponent submitting to him, then placing a sticky note to their head using the -j-c-l-t- as a supplement to the existing adhesive. the note typically reads some form of derogatory slur used to inflict maximum psychological damage and humiliation after the act of conquest […]