beaver treats
reference to attractive females
“hey check her out there’s some serious beaver treats.”
(bee voor treet)
1: a treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.
2: a fat v-g-n- covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.
3: a treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.
4: a collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.
5: beavers on a stick, also referred to as a “shishka-beaver” or a “beaver-kabob” if there are onions on it.
6: an engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with vtec made by honda.
7: when a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man’s -n-s, she is referred to as a beavertreat.
8: anything that you would like to f-ck immediately.
1: “can i buy you a beavertreat?”
2: “i just ate some popcorn, can i borrow your beavertreat so i can floss this sh-t out of my teeth?
3: “akaaa kaaa! does he call you at home? do you have a dorsal fin!?”
4: “oh sh-t! there’s a defenseless baby seal! gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!”
5: “throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, i’m hungry as sh-t back here! “gnaw man, all i got is some beaver-kabobs”.
6: “hey baby look! prelude beavertec”
7: “d-mn your p-ssy’s so f-cking tight like a boa constrictor, this sh-t is a crazy beavertreat!”
8: “hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? someone who can lick your day away?”
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