Beaver Walrus
once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, ga. his rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. a-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with “rosmarus divergens”- the pacific walrus. the beaver walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. and yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of acworth, ga
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