Beavis
1. one of the two main characters from the mtv show “beavis and b-tthead”
2. used in slang to respond to a person who has just spoken. it sometimes follows something simple which was said or denotes a slight disbelief in what was said. it could also indicate that someone isn’t too bright.
“i’m gonna get rich by doing what that guy did.”
“ok, beavis.”
“watch, i’ll fix this myself. it isn’t dangerous.”
“uh, beavis?”
male equivalent to the “dumb blonde” stereotype; taken from the television series beavis and b-tt-head created by mike judge. dumbblondeman
“they misunderestimated me.”
– george w bush, bentonville, ark., (nov. 6, 2000)
…best example of a beavis.
the head (tip) of a p-n-s.
“i just cut my beavis on my zipper” or “i just caught my brother rubbing his beavis in the bathroom”
the guy who makes life worth living. he is a stupid-pervert-pyro who enjoys music videos. he wants to score.
no example could describe beavis’ awesomeness. sorry.
the plural of beaver; as in the female anatomy.
“i’ve had a plethora of beavi in my lifetime…”
a beavers p-n-s
suck my beavis!
shriveled, flaccid p-n-s; weak and inconsequential faux authority figure
that security guard thinks he’s a bad-ss, but he’s nothing but a beavis.
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