bebe se jota
spanish for baby cj, it is a person who quotes the sh-t out of every movie you see with them but also likes to speak spanish poorly at random times. this can be extremely entertaining or make you want to shove a ninja star down your throat depending on how well they can impersonate the actors and how much patience you have. the reason they are a baby is because they are ridiculously skinny and can eat whatever the h-ll they want without gaining weight.
weird quirks: love hot carls, does a pennsylvania pinecone at least once a day and tend to be best friends with virgin wh-r-s (i wonder why…)
maggie: hey what did he just say?
kate: oh he was just being a bebe se jota
maggie: oh i know but what did he say?
kate: i think he said “edith, what is that you just put on my desk? a cow pie. oh you girls are never gonna get adopted”
maggie: ohhhh that’s from despicable me!
kate: who the h-ll knows what movie he’s quoting anymore?
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