Because I’m Rick James, bitch!
“i’m rick james, b-tch!” is a phrase made popular by dave chappelle through some hilarious sketches. someone added because to the beginning, and now “because i’m rick james, b-tch!” is an explanation for anything.
teacher: why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
student: because i’m rick james, b-tch!
teacher: i don’t understand.
student: what did the five fingers say to the face?
teacher: what?
student:
girlfriend: why did you ceaht on me, you b-st-rd!?
boyfriend: because i’m rick james, b-tch!
girlfirend: oooh, i love it when you talk dirty.
boyfriend: that’s right, b-tch!
judge: why did you shoot this man?
criminal: because i’m rick james, b-tch!
judge: case dismissed.
criminal: take that, prosecuting b–tches!
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