Because it’s Call of Duty


the phrase used when people question why you’re so angry with what happened during a game, with how cr-ppy cod’s theater is, etc.
a term that is used widely by the gaming community when cod rips you off.
1. dude 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! i just lagged out!!! why????
dude 2: because it’s call of duty.
dude 1: that’s true.
2. dude 3: ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. now to render it and have it uploaded. -clicks render- -video doesn’t render even though it’s 30 seconds long- fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-why won’t it render?!?!
dude 2: because it’s call of duty.
dude 1: lawl, i know the feeling.

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