because you touch yourself at night
the response to any “why” question that anyone asks you.
young peter: why did all the dinosaurs die out?
tour guide: because you touch yourself at night.
the truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying “why” question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
that answer will totally p-ss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
see also: because you’re gay.
kid: why did the dinosaurs die out?
tour guide: because you touch yourself at night.
son: why do you drink so much, dad?
dad: because you touch yourself at night!
little brother: why don’t you ever let me into your room?
big brother: because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
one of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.
why did the dinosaurs die out?
because you touch youself at night!
a funny phrase to say after any question
friend: why do i suck?
me: because you touch yourself at night
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- bedroom programming
software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers. uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.
- bedsheet boogie
another way to describe having s-x. what with my son’s basketball game schedule and working overtime i have not had the desire to do the “bedsheet boogie” with my husband.
- beerso
one who partakes in drinking m-ss amounts of beer, aka so much beer becomes beerso 2 beer can’t drink for sh-t, therefore he is no f-cking beerso.
- wreck yourself
to masterubate, to please oneself s-xually. steve was having a tough day, so i told him, “go home and wreck yourself”. he felt much better after heeding my advice.