beckham hair


hairstyle popularized by soccer pretty-boy david beckham. it resembles a fish’s fin when looked at from the side, but like a “horn” or “pyramid” when looked at front on. it is made by gelling both sides of the hair to meet in the middle. has been followed and copied all over the world by guys who have no creativity to think up of their own original hairstyle and find the need to copy it. it was good when beckham first done it, not when 40yr old balding men attempt to.
i was strolling in the streets and i saw countless men with beckham hair, it was like a city of wannabe clones.

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