Bed Dead
referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of s-x with anyone. more specifically with their partner of long standing. (not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude s-x).
“he never wants to have s-x with me anymore, he’s bed dead.” or “we used to have such a hot relationship, but she’s just bed dead now.”
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