bed hog
the bed hog takes over the entire bed, either shoving you up against the wall so you can’t even breathe, or pushing you off the side,if they don’t hog the bed, they hog the blankets, rolling up like they were wrapped in a coc–n, leaving you blanketless and shivering.
“gosh,move over,you bed hog”
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