bed of lettuce
when a gentleman shaves only his scr-t-m in such a way that his t-st-cl-s appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. this has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
i noticed that ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. i can still smell his sweaty gooch.
Read Also:
- Bedskies
a term used to say you’re going to bed. can also be used to say you’re dreaming. john: “i’m off to bedskies!” alexis: “bed skies? are you dreaming?” john: “naa, just going to bed.”
- Bed Tester
an unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work paul:”so joe what do you work at?” joe:”im a bed tester lol”
- beef and brocolli
green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it’s nickname in nyc for their colors. the originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. for instance… yo, i just picked up the blue and grey […]
- Beef joint
1) a cut of beef that one may choose to eat with sunday lunch. 2) the little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips. 3) a chubby elbow or knee (etc). “be a babe, and nip up to lidl to fetch us a beef joint for dinner” “that beef […]
- Beggars' Buffet
the section of a supermarket that sells all of the reduced items, typically the food is close to it’s sell by date and is price marked with a yellow label. captain birdseye headed down to tesco to see what reduced goodies he could find on the beggars’ buffet.