bed-reading


the action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. you then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
bed-reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.

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