Bed Written


when an -ssignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.
the teacher deduced the -ssignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

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