bed
a piece of erotic furniture that perverts use for the catcher to brace him or herself against the intense, rapid-fire pounding they receive from the pitcher.
also, a giant cotton-filled plastic egg roll that you buy at ikea.
“i’m going to go to bed now. you want to come?”
“i can’t believe your bed is just a mattress on the floor. are you an architect or something?”
this is a bed. you can be here.
a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac… then im gonna go to bed 😉
a place to get laid in. see also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.
i f-cked her all night in bed!
the most magical place in your house.i sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matr-ss.
i love going to bed and sleeping.
to have s-x with someone. see also beddable
“there’s no doubt he’ll bed her tonight.”
verb – to have s-x with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person
he is so hot, i would love to bed him.
1)
personally, i think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: s-x and sleep.
2)
1) i love my bed, it allows for great s-x and deep sleep.
2) i would like to bed eva longoria.
synonomous with f-ck, bang, lay, etc. more n-ble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed
hes so hot… id bed his -ss all night long
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