bedgasm
a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense s-xual experience.
it was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, i could barely stay awake. when i got home, i climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
when you m-st-rb-t- without touching yourself. often done by blowing at your p-n-s.
kerry: yo ray, i had the best bedgasm last night!
ray: really? what did you use to do it?
kerry: air from my lungs
a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense s-xual experience.
it was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, i could barely stay awake. when i got home, i climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
the intense feeling of -rg-smic euphoria after just having had s-x in your dream only to wake up mid thrust and realize you just had s-x with your bed…
definition courtesy of z-pain after realizing his brother jiggy is a lonely horndog.
“i had a bedgasm last night, it was terrible, i’m a lonely man.”
bedgasm is part of operation mindf-ck: golden apple seed mission, or omgasm.
it involves playing jokes on a friend or acquaintance by sneaking into bed with them, especially when they think you’re someone else.
when you see the look of utter shock when they realize you aren’t their boo, you have a bedgasm!
hey, home! i snuck into your discordian american princess’s bed last night and she said let’s do sharies! when she saw who i was she had such a shock on her face it gave me a bedgasm!
oh yeah? you should see the look on your face when i punch your face in. how about a punchgasm, mother f-cker?
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