Bedgepig
hedgehogs aka hedgepigs shelter from the weather in hedges. bedgepigs are basically their less pr-ckly human equivalents.
duvet doug and johanna are off today, it’s way too cold and wet to venture outside so they are going to be bedgepigs. mug of tea, bacon sandwich and radio four in bedgepigland bliss!
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