bedkill
a person who is crushed by a fat person after the fat person collapses, due to -rg-sm, on the person underneath during s-x
say a thin guy has s-x with a fat girl & after she has an -rg-sm, while she is riding him, she just keels over from the the -rg-sm & exhaustion from the physical activity. the end result would look something similar to roadkill, hence the similarity to bedkill.
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