bedknobs and broomsticks
an old disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on date night and jams a broomstick up your -ss.
wayne: how was date night on sat-rday?
me: me and sonia played bedkn-bs and broomsticks.
wayne: how did that go?
me: not very good.
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