Bedmonster
1. someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.
2. a practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. one who bedmonsters.
norm: hey you, time to get up!
(bob, laying next to norm, growls and then huffs. then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)
norm: jesus christ, are you bedmonstering again?
bob: fo sho’, m-th-f-cker. i is a bedmonster, innit! raaaaah!
(turns over again and falls asleep)
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