bedpat
when you thump on the bed with you hand(s) during a s-xual act.
those bedpats were so noisy, please keep it down next time.
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software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers. uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.
- bedsheet boogie
another way to describe having s-x. what with my son’s basketball game schedule and working overtime i have not had the desire to do the “bedsheet boogie” with my husband.
- beerso
one who partakes in drinking m-ss amounts of beer, aka so much beer becomes beerso 2 beer can’t drink for sh-t, therefore he is no f-cking beerso.
- wreck yourself
to masterubate, to please oneself s-xually. steve was having a tough day, so i told him, “go home and wreck yourself”. he felt much better after heeding my advice.
- Wrinkle Grenade
military term for an object which causes a person’s clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept. drill sergeant to recruit: “private, what happened to your uniform?! you look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!”