Bedside Baptist
also known as pillow presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. members of bedside baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations.
cr-p, dude, i overslept this morning so i ended up going to bedside baptist.
the church you go to when you decide to sleep in.
“hey mary did you go to church today?”
no, i took a little trip to bedside baptist”
a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?
“where is john this morning?”
“he’s a bedside baptist”
see matress worship
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