bedside table
noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a s-x tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. the money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.
not to be confused with a prost-tute or hooker
trevor – “did you see that girl on the track? kimber?”
daniel – “yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks”
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