beeeej
a complete drunken clownd-ck. usually breaks things in crown royal induced blackouts.
i used to have a garage until the beeeej stumbled in. now its just a pile of blood stained wood.
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engaging a lesser opponent. man, when you are you going tire off beating your five year old cousin at checkers? quit beefing down.
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the process of taking your empty beer cans to a recycling center for petty cash in order to buy more beer. i’m so broke right now that i had to start saving my beer cans so i could take advantage of my beerback rewards.
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the act of putting a tape, ink, or painted p-n-s on a deer crossing sign for laughs. dude! that sign needed some deer d-cking!
- stealth-pet
petting a stranger’s dog without permission before the stranger notices; a fun activity to do when you’re bored in the park dude! i totally just stealth-pet that portuguese water dog; i just walked right by it, petted without asking, and then ran before its owner noticed! what a rush!
- steel soldier
the act of wrapping a mans p-n-s in aluminum foil and incerting it into a womans v-g-n-. ie; come here b-tch, you’re getting a steel soldier!