Beef bagel


a s-xual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect p-n-s. the bagel t-ss-r then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect p-n-s. hence the name, “beef bagel”.
josh: oh dude, i played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

dan: oh yeah? how’d it go?

josh: she got so into it, she almost bit my d-ck off.

dan: oh.. dayum.

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