Beef carpaccio


based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

during s-xual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

this can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.
jody: wow! sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
sarah: oh, last night was joe’s birthday, so while we were in bed i let him give me the beef carpaccio.
jody: you guys are really in love, huh?
sarah: we are.

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