Beef Enchilada Facial
a dutch oven gone wrong. when someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they sh-t.
i tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. now i need new sheets and a new girlfriend.
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