beef gaurds
excessive v-g-n-l skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. the excessive skin protects a woman’s inner thighs from bruising during s-x.
it took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before i could start pounding that sh-t!
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