beef hallion
confused -ss who seems to think that everyone, including “yanks” (who says that anyway?), wants to be irish.
beef hallion: “you wanna be irish don’t you?”
me: “uh, guess it might be fun for a day to see what it feels like to be obnoxious and short.”
beef hallion: “you have to be born there, bloke!”
me: “oh, that’s too bad.”
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